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Friday, August 21, 2009

Optifast through Alaska Premier Health


OPTIFAST 800 Ready to Drink Shakes
Chill and enjoy! Available in three great-tasting flavors - French Vanilla, Chocolate, and Strawberry - OPTIFAST 800 Ready to Drink formula is a full meal replacement product.

Nutritional Information
Calories 160
Protein (g) 14
Carbohydrate (g) 20
Fat (g) 3
Sodium (mg) 220
Potassium (mg) 470
Fiber (g) 0
Vitamins & Minerals 10-30% of RDI
Lactose (g) <1

Those of you that are regular readers know that I have been going through dentistry hell the last couple of months. I have been eating soft foods (aka refried beans, cottage cheese, and other oh so appetizing mushy foods) for over a month now. I have been getting more and more anemic too. I know I should be eating more protein shakes but if I have to mix it, it isn't going to happen. Sad but true. I have been having Isopure ready to drink shakes almost everyday but that is about it. I cannot stand many ready to drink shakes. I like the Muscle Milk Lights, Isopure and a handful of others but that is about it. The other thing that I hate is that these ready to drink shakes can be really expensive. Even when they are on sale at GNC and purchased by the case, the Ispure ready to drinks are still around $3 each. I started to notice that there were many nurses in the NICU drinking Optifast ready to drink shakes. I had been on Metifast once before and lost quite a bit of weight (this was prior to weight loss surgery). I did regain it all after 2 years because I basically was hungry all of the time. I was not really exercising so my daily caloric consumption had to be ridiculously low in order to maintain my weight.
I am not saying that I don't expect some regain after my teeth are finally fixed and I go off the shakes but not anything like before because I can't and don't eat anything like I did before surgery. I am unable to get my protein in with my work hours being what they are lately (I had 13 hours of overtime last check for example) and with the soft foods that I am able and willing to eat. I decided that I would go to Alaska Premier Health and give the program a try.
I have to admit that even though I am 2 years post op and have maintained (easily and with the occasional indiscretion) over a 150 pound weight loss. I am still not at my goal. I am 30 pounds away. I am 30 pounds away no matter what I do. I work out 3 times a week for over an hour, still 30 pounds away. I food journal every scrap that passes my lips and still 30 pounds away. I decided I needed to shock my system into letting go of that 30 pounds and at the same time follow a plan that will get in my protein, have a set cost, be easy to follow (I can always get in a ready to drink shake), and will not hurt my already poor abused dental situation.
The initial consultation is free. The doctor is very nice and answers all of your questions and explains the different plans to you in detail. You also have to watch a 10 minute video that is basic common sense. Come to the appointments, follow the plan, exercise, don't be afraid to ask for help, get in all of your fluids, etc. Then if you decide to proceed they will schedule you for the EKG, ua, body fat analysis, and labs. Once your labs are back, you can start the program. That first appointment is expensive. I'm not gonna lie. I even had my labs (fasting lipid panel, CBC with differential, TSH, and CMP) and my urinalysis done at work for a discounted rate and my first appointment came to a total of $480. with insurance and the shakes.
To be fair, I purchased husband a box of Key Lime protein bars and a box of chocolate protein soy snacks in that total too. They sell Bari Source products among other protein bars/shakes/soups/cereals/hot and cold drink mixes/ and treats in addition to Optifast products. Honestly, it is worth visiting their clinic just to check out those products even if you have no interest in any of their programs because they carry so many that are otherwise unavailable in Alaska. You can buy these products (except for the Optifast products of course)without enrolling in any of their programs.
The Optifast products are all $3 each. The ready to drink shakes (Chocolate, Strawberry, and Vanilla)are $3, the soups (chicken and Tomato) are $3, and the powdered shakes are $3. They also offer 3 different Optifast bars (peanut butter, chocolate, and honey nut)also for $3 each. These are not an option for me with my dental nightmare but maybe later I will give these a try. They also sell vitamins and supplements.
They take your blood pressure, do the EKG, and a body fat analysis, a very basic physical exam and talk to you about all of your test results and the plan you have decided to follow. After this appointment you have weekly weigh ins that are free and 2 week follow up appointments with the Doctor where you have your blood pressure taken, go over your progress, any issues you may be having, and have any prescription refills written. Yes, they offer diet pills too but I declined these.
The average weekly cost for the Optifast supplements is $110.00. I know that I was spending way more than that on the shakes and soft foods that I have been buying lately.
You also get a list of free foods, meaning foods that you can have in unlimited qualities so long as they are prepared without oil, or fat. This includes; Spinach, lettuce, broccoli, cauliflower, pickles (not the bread and butter variety), peppers (any kind), cucumber, onions, mushrooms, cabbage, Brussel sprouts, kale, and balsamic vinegar or red wine vinaigrette. I have probably forgotten a few but you get the idea, salad veggies.
You have your 5 to 6 Optifast meals a day and unlimited salads each day. Obviously the salads aren't going to be happening for me unless I steam the heck out of some spinach, which I may actually try. I forgot to ask about I can't Believe it's not butter spray but I did ask if I could continue to have my sugar free caffeine drinks and the Doctor approved those.
I will be tracking my progress here and if you follow me on twitter, you can see my food diary entries from Livestrong.com. Yes, if I cheat, I will post about it. If I can't stand the shakes or am starving, I will post about that too. I believe in truth in advertising and won't recommend a product or plan that I am not doing/ or haven't done personally in the past. Yes, if you go to Alaska Premier Health and sign up and tell them that I (Anna Muhovich)referred you, I will get a $25 dollar discount on my next visit but other than that I am not getting a dime. They don't even know that I am writing this post.
Below is some information from the Alaska Premier Health website.

Welcome to Alaska Premier Health!
We are Alaska's #1 choice for the medical treatment of obesity. Obesity is a disease which is best treated with a multi-dimensional approach. Regardless of the specific diet plan chosen by the patient, all of our patients receive individualized coaching, mentoring and counseling to offer them the best opportunity for long term success. All treatment plans include:

Medically supervised
Detailed nutritional guidance
Specific exercise guidance, tailored to your fitness level
Behavioral and lifestyle counseling
Ongoing modification and fine-tuning of your program to help meet individual goals and desires
Continued support and monitoring once you achieve your goal weight
Alaska Premier Health has been helping Alaskans reach a healthy body-weight for over 15 years. Many of our patients have found us after observing the success of their friends and family. Physicians who are often too busy to devote the needed time to their overweight patients are happy to have Alaska Premier Health as a trusted and dependable referral source.


OPTIFAST® Plan
OPTIFAST® is the most rapid, safe method of weight loss available. Manufactured by the Nestle Medical Division, OPTIFAST® is available to patients who need to lose weight fast under direct medical supervision. Caloric intake is very specific. Like the Quick Start Plan, the OPTIFAST® Plan breaks your total daily calories into 5-6 meals, spaced evenly throughout your day. There are numerous benefits to this approach, since appetite is easier to control and blood sugar remains stable. A lower average calorie count and time saved in meal preparation are just two of the benefits of a plan that uses portion-sized, packaged nutritional foods. Because of this, patients on the OPTIFAST® Plan tend to lose weight faster than those on the Traditional and Quick Start Plans. The benefits of the OPTIFAST® plan are clear:


Very low in calories while providing complete nutrition
Calorie intake is tightly controlled and the pace of weight loss is remarkable--most patients achieve a loss of 10% of their starting weight within 6 weeks
Pre-packaged food choices choices are nutritional equivalents, so the food decisions you must make on this diet will not affect daily calorie intake or the pace of your weight loss
Simple, uncomplicated approach makes your plan manageable—no need for grocery shopping, meal planning, food preparation, cooking or cleaning up after meals
After a period of time on full OPTIFAST® formula, table food will be gradually reintroduced while we work on the eating and activity habits that will produce continued success
Patients choosing this diet are highly motivated, often lead very busy lives which complicate meal planning, and are willing to forego table food for a short period of time in order to jump start their weight loss.

Quick Start Plan
Our Quick Start Plan combines the simplicity of a pre-packaged food program with the flexibility of a traditional diet program. If you find that counting calories is too much trouble and that you struggle with portion control, but still want to eat table foods at least one meal per day, our Quick Start Plan is the program for you. Its snacking style diets break your total daily calories into 5 or 6 snack-sized meals. These meals are spaced evenly throughout your day. The advantage of this approach is that appetite is easier to control and bloodsugar remains stable. By utilizing portion-size packaged nutritional foods, snacking diets achieve a lower average calorie count, and significantly reduce meal planning and preparation time. Because of this, patients on the Quick Start Plan tend to lose weight faster than those on the Traditional Plan.
With Quick Start, our basic Snacking Program, you:
Eat a balance of high protein supplements and low-calorie table food
Save time on food preparation, shopping and meal planning
Will utilize pre-packaged supplements, which are high in protein and preserve existing muscle mass
Can choose from a wide variety of flavors of protein supplements, from oatmeal to soup
Will have a brisk initial weight loss, usually 10% of starting weight within 8-10 weeks
Patients choosing this approach want to see rapid weight loss, and are willing to substantially change their diet to achieve it, but want to retain some regular table food in their initial diet.

Traditional Plan
Our Traditional Plan offers both a High-Protein option and a Calorie-Counting option. Both options emphasize nutrition through table foods and physical activity through daily exercise.
The High-Protein option is a well-balanced diet approach, with special focus on lean proteins, high fiber vegetables, and fruit. You also greatly reduce or eliminate starchy carbohydrates, sweets, and high fat foods. The benefits are:
Realigns food intake pattern to better match your metabolic needs
Saves time by not requiring calorie counting
Allows you to eat the table foods you like, in healthier forms
Patients choosing the High-Protein Traditional Plan want to be on a diet that contains mostly self prepared foods, but are willing to live with food choice restrictions to minimize meal planning and preparation time.
The Calorie-Counting option, the key is flexibility in food choices to allow you to continue enjoying your favorite meals. We encourage creativity in meal planning to reduce calorie intake through research into healthier ways of cooking and preparing food. The benefits are:
Offers the most flexibility of any weight loss diet
Allows you to eat what you want, when you want, so long as you keep an accurate food journal and stop when you reach your calorie limit for the day
Specifies daily calorie count based on individual metabolic rate
Patients choosing this diet approach must commit the time required for meal planning, shopping, researching healthier ways to prepare food, and cooking meals. They are willing and able to exchange their time for more diet flexibility.
Get more information about Alaska Premier Health here! Please tell them I sent you if you go!

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Believe ready to drink protein in Soothing Chai


I would love to give this a try... I really would. With 20 grams of protein, 120 calories per serving (9.5 fl ounces), 0 grms fat, 5 grms of carbs, and 3.5 grms of sugar..it sounds like it would be great. It's even not that expensive $29.99 per case which works out to roughly $2.50 each which when you consider what most people spend on their daily Starbucks drink..it doesn't sound like much at all. Heck, even a chai at the cafeteria where I work is more than that! I am ready to order then I see the "calculate shipping button". I enter my zip code and there is where things go horribly wrong....their cheapest shipping option (UPS 2nd day air) is $55.70 for one case! The only other option, UPS next day air, is $96.80!!!!! I cannot justify spending more on the shipping than I am on the product itself! Another hidden cost for living in Alaska! Or so I thought till I entered my mothers Colorado zip code and was quoted the exact same rates! So I went to their shipping information page and am greeted with...
"Shipping and Other Information You're not spending... you're investing in your health!"
If that isn't saying, "Hey, we know our shipping costs are outrageous", I don't know what is!
Then if you scroll down further you get the following disclaimers about their shipping...
"IMPORTANT WINTER SHIPPING INFO:
Ready to Drink bottles and cans of liquid freeze in the winter. If you live in an area where liquids are apt to freeze in your daytime temperatures take delivery at your place of business so your package is not left outside until your return home OR leave instructions for your driver to leave package inside an enclosed area or with a neighbor.
UPS does not pay claims resulting from bottle contents freezing and breaking. It is your responsibility to consider the items you are ordering and whether the weather will cause them to break. If you order liquids and they freeze and break, UPS and BE, Inc. are not responsible for the damage. The items in question include all RTD protein drinks and bottles of DaVinci syrup. No exceptions.

IMPORTANT SUMMER SHIPPING INFO:
During summer months we are NOT responsible for the melting of chocolate products while in transit. We pack as well as possible to prevent melting, but once your order leaves our premises, the weather is out of our control.
No returns or credits on protein bars or any chocolate product because package contents have been left on your porch or outside in the heat.
IF your order containing chocolate has been in the heat - unpack carton contents, and without touching or smushing individual bars, place boxes in your refrigerator for about an hour. They will reharden and suffer no loss of nutrition, although they might not be quite as pretty.
Most places in the USA see higher temperatures than we do here in Florida, and UPS trucks are not air conditioned so it isn't that we ship from Florida that causes the problem, but that it is HOT in Summer all over and chocolate MELTS."
Excuse me but if I am spending almost $100 on shipping, especially for a product itself that costs 1/3 of that, then I want some kind of money back guarantee not a list of reasons why the seller wont be responsible if their product arrives damaged or unconsumable!

"Your Satisfaction Is Important To Us
We've guaranteed your satisfaction since we packed and shipped our first canister of protein and our single goal is to make you happy. If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you may return any sealed product that is still suitable for resale in it's original condition within 90 days for a prompt exchange for another product of equal or lesser value.
The verification of the sealed returned containers is up to the discretion of the BariatricEating.com Warehouse Department and if the returned product is deemed unfit for sale no credit will be issued, no product will be exchanged, and the shipment will not be returned.
All returns are subject to a 25% restocking fee.
Product may not be returned without prior authorization from a Customer Care representative.
Merchandise must be returned at your expense in unopened and perfect condition in order to receive a credit for future purchases.
We do not allow returns of any boxes of protein bars. We sell bars in smaller quantities so that they can be tried without buying a full box."
The more I read the more I am convinced that it is next to impossible to get any type of refund from this company. Maybe I am wrong, hopefully I am. If you have ordered from them and had a great wonderful experience, please comment and let me know. Also, if you are willing to pay the exorbitant shipping (and are willing to gamble that your shakes will arrive in good condition)and decide to order these Chai shakes...PLEASE let me know how they are!!! I would love to know!

More information about the shakes from the Bariatric eating website..
"Reserve Today. Product expected to arrive week of May 19th-22nd. Entire order will ship upon arrival.
You become what you Believe! Italian Cappuccino - Mocha Latte - Soothing Chai Tea. Assorted cases available for a limited time.
You have never tasted anything quite as delicious as Believe, our new ready-to-drink sensation. Smooth and delicious coffee lattes and spiced chai tea filled with healing protein & natural energy – packed in premium glass bottles, they’re a pleasure to sip.
Believe is perfect for a busy morning or afternoon break – these deliciously bold coffee and smooth chai tea protein beverages invigorate the body and mind with pure natural energy. Bliss in a bottle that’s actually good for you!
We’ve infused the finest coffee and chai tea with natural flavorings and 20 grams of protein, making Believe a smart alternative to skipping a meal or eating fast food. Enjoy a bottle either chilled or over ice; wherever you are it’s pure perfection.
For smooth refreshment try all three flavors of our delicious Believe beverages in ultra-premium glass. What will be your favorite flavor – Italian Cappuccino, Mocha Latte, or Soothing Chai Tea?
Take care of your body. It’s the only place you have to live.
case contains twelve 9.5 ounce bottles"

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Hormel Natural Choice Carved Chicken Breast




I have been using these on my salads and in Lilith's lunches. They are Nitrate and Hormone free. Each 2oz serving has 60 calories, 1.5 grms fat (0.5grms is saturated), 0 sugar, 0 carbs, and 12 grms of protein. You can find them with the other packaged meats in your grocery store. They are very portable and tasty. They are a great finger food for toddlers too.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Hormel Turkey Pepperoni









Lilith loves these and so do I. They travel well and are a great protein snack. They have 70 calories for each 17 slice serving. Each serving also has, 4 grms fat (1.5 grms saturated), 0 grms carbs, and 9 grms of protein. They are great with a cheese stick or even on a salad. You can find them at almost every grocery store.
visit Hormels website here!

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

House Foods Tofu Shirataki Noodles


Nutrition Facts
Serving Size: 113g / 4.0oz
Servings per Container: 2
Per Serving
Calories 20
Fat Calories 5
Per Serving %DV
Total Fat - 0.5g 14%
Sat. Fat 0g 1%
Trans Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol - 0mg 0%
Sodium - 15mg 1%
Total Carb. - 3g 1%
Fiber Less Than 2g 9%
Sugars 0g
Protein - 1g
Vitamin A 0%
Vitamin C 2%
Calcium 10%
Iron 2%
Ingredients: FILTERED WATER, TOFU (SOYBEANS, CALCIUM SULFATE, GLUCONO DELTA LACTONE), YAM FLOUR, CALCIUM HYDROXIDE
This is great for post ops like my husband and myself who cannot eat pasta post op without getting very ill. I have even tried flax pasta, whole wheat pasta, etc and all of them have made us sick. This doesn't! Finally after 2 years we can have spaghetti again with Walden Farms no carb Marinara Sauce
(12 oz. $4.99 at http://www.waldenfarms.com/products/sauce_pasta.html) I will write a review for it and their Alfredo no carb sauce soon.

Tofu Shirataki is a great pasta alternative made from blending the root of the Konnyaku - a member of the yam family and tofu.
It is a healthy, uniquely textured noodle - that pleases people of all ages! VARIETY OF SHAPES:
Spaghetti
Fettuccine
Angel-Hair
LOW CARB - only 3g of carbs per serving
LOW CALORIE - 20 calories per 4 oz serving
NO CHOLESTEROL
NO SUGAR
GLUTEN-FREE
DAIRY-FREE
CONTAINS 10% CALCIUM
VEGAN

Shirataki noodles come "wet" - packed in liquid. They are ready to eat out of the package. I usually just rinse them under hot water, cut them up a few times with kitchen shears, and add them to the dish I'm cooking. Unfortunately, they cannot be frozen.
Shirataki noodles don't have a real taste of their own. Although in some cases the liquid they come in does have a (hard to describe) flavor, I find this can be easily washed off, though some people like to use a short period of boiling.
read more and order some here!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Isopure zero carb ready to drink in Alpine Punch







I don't think I ever gave these shakes a proper review when I was a fresh post op myself. My surgeon swore by these for his patients. If you like Sobe Lean drinks, then you will probably like Isopure Ready to drink. They are available online and at most GNC stores. They have zero fat, zero sugar, and zero carbs! They are 160 calories with 40 grams of proteinfor each 20 oz bottle. When you are a new post op they are one of the easiest ways to get in your protein. Heck, even for me being almost two years post op, they still are a great way to get my protein in, they just aren't a meal like they were when I was newly post op. They even have a green tea flavor with 40 grams of protein. The powdered in the tub version of the Pineapple Orange Banana flavor tastes totally different from the Pineapple Orange Banana ready to drink in the bottle. I love it but can't stand the powdered version. My favorite ready to drink flavor is Blue Raspberry. It must be a favorite for lots of people as it is almost always sold out at my local GNC! I would definitely recommend giving these a try but if you do, leave a bottle or two of the Blue Raspberry for the rest of us, please!
see more flavors here!

Jack Link's Teriyaki beef steak nuggets






I found these at Wallmart in boxes containing 5 pouches each for approximately $5-6. Each pouch contains 6-7 nuggets. They travel well and are very tasty. I wouldn't recommend these for new post ops as I am sure they could be hard for a new pouch to digest but for those of us that are further out, they are great and pretty filling. They have 6 grams of protein, 3 grams of carbs, and 3 grams of sugar. They come in A1, peppered, original, and Flamin Buffalo also. Even Lilith thought they were tasty!
Visit the Jack Links website here!

Thursday, February 05, 2009

Detour oatmeal in peanut butter banana























I found this last night at GNC and never intending to eat the whole bar in one sitting anyway, I wasn't too put off by the fact that it has 460 calories. I knew it had tons of carbs, 58grms but I thought they were healthy carbs as it only has 9 grms of sugar. Unfortunately it only has 8 grms of fiber. I thought it had more. It does have 30 grms of protein but unfortunately, it tastes like it. It has an overwhelmingly whey protein taste to it. It is super dense and resembles a protein brick more than an oatmeal bar. It certainly doesn't look as good as the bar on the wrapper (just check out the photo above to see for yourself). Lilith wouldn't have anything to do with it. (Should have been a clue as she loves other oatmeal bars) It claims to have a "peanut flavored coating" but I couldn't taste it. I could taste raisins but since the flavor I purchased was Peanut Butter Banana, and I didn't taste either the banana or the peanut butter, I was very disappointed. Now reading the ingredients, I see that the "banana flavored bits" contain sugar and corn syrup as the first two ingredients. So basically this bar contains NO BANANA. hum. well, after eating 1/4 of this and really not liking it and after further review of the ingredients (or lack of any NATURAL ones should I say) , I would give it a big pass! I wish I had looked at it closer in the store but Lilith was getting cranky and so was husband so we had to hurry. I do have some pretty tasty shakes for review later however. stay tuned!





Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Bumble Bee Albacore steak in Mesquite Grilled flavor































Just look at the 35 grms of protein with zero sugar and zero carbs!!!! It actually tastes good too! It fills you up, travels well. It is a great lunch or dinner by itself. It only has 150 calories for the whole thing!!!! You can find it at almost any grocery store, it isn't very expensive and it doesn't taste too fishy! I love this stuff!


They are even coming out with a line of chicken breasts! They are as easy to eat and prepare as a protein bar but they are real food!!!! If you live in Anchorage, you better go get some before they are all gone, because I am going to stock up on them. Husband wants them for his lunches too!



Bumble Bee® Prime Fillet® Chicken Breast with Southwest Seasonings
Product Size: 1 Pouch (4 oz/113g)
Learn More
Serv Size 1 Pouch (4oz/113g) Servings: 1 Calories 120 Fat Cal. 10 * Percent Daily Values (DV) are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

Amount/Serving
%DV*
Amount/Serving
%DV*
Total Fat 1.0g
2%
Total Carb. 0g
0%
Sat. Fat 0g
0%
Fiber 0g
0%
Trans Fat 0g
Sugars 0g
0%
Poly. Fat
Protein 26g
0%
Mono. Fat
Cholest. 80mg
26%
Sodium 580mg
24%
Vitamin A 4% • Vitamin C 0% • Calcium 0% • Iron 6% •
INGREDIENTS: CHICKEN BREAST, WATER, SALT, FOOD STARCH-MODIFIED, SPICES, SUGAR, BROWN SUGAR, SODIUM PHOSPHATES, AUTOLYZED YEAST EXTRACT, MALTODEXTRIN, TOMATO POWDER, GARLIC POWDER, HYDROLYZED CORN PROTEIN, PAPRIKA, DRIED CHICKEN STOCK, ONION POWDER, CHICKEN FAT, CITRIC ACID, SPICE EXTRACTS, NATURAL FLAVORS, WHEY, SOY LECITHIN, MODIFIED BUTTER OIL, SOYBEAN OIL, CORN SYRUP SOLIDS, PAPRIKA EXTRACT (COLOR), DEHYDRATED BUTTER, TURMERIC EXTRACT (COLOR), ANNATTO EXTRACT (COLOR), AND LESS THAN 2% SILICON DIOXIDE (ANTI-CAKING AGENT)CONTAINS: MILK, SOY







Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Chicken of the Sea Salmon Steak in Honey Barbecue glaze




















This is a great on the go lunch. It has 25 grams of protein and only 18 grams of carbs. It does have 13 grams of sugar which may be too much for some but I tolerated it well. It is super filling and very tasty!
It isn't very "fishy" either. Lilith liked it too. It travels very well. They have many other flavors; http://www.chickenofthesea.com/product_line_detail.aspx?did=4800009135
The roasted garlic flavor has only 1 gram of sugar, 8 grms of carbs, and 25 grams of protein. I am going to look for it on my next shopping trip. I think these pouches are a great high protein meal!

Titan chocolate cookies and cream flavor 6 layer crunch bar





























































Want to lose friends and alienate yourself? Eat this bar! Okay, lets forget about the fact that it has 27 grams of carbs and that it has 320 calories. The high carb count negates the 26 grams of protein! I'm even willing to over look the fact that it took me over 5 photos to get all of the ingredients and that once opened it is a crumbly mess..but this bar gave me horrible room clearing gas. Oh yes, it did. Did I mention that I choose to try it for the first time at work on my lunch break? Um Hum. I think the rest of the NICU thought the babies I was caring for were dying of some horrible intestinal virus. It was so bad, it lasted FOREVER! My husband said he almost slept on the sofa that night! The worst part is this bar isn't even that good. It's messy, it doesn't travel well at all. Did I mention I was wearing white scrubs while attempting to eat it? It tastes....um fake. It is super dense and chewy. You really can't eat it all in one sitting. You can taste the marshmallows and something very similar to the chocolate crunchies they put in Dairy Queen ice cream cakes. I use to love those but even that wasn't enough to redeem this bar. I paid $2.00 at my local Fred Meyer for 12+ hours of agony. Only try this bar if you are going to be outdoors for the next twelve hours and want to be alone!