Lilith gives her verson of the death of Darth Vader

Lilith hated the millinum falcon ride at the Star Wars exhibit

I ride a hovercraft at the Star Wars exhibit

Lilith explains birth

What you can't see is that a few seconds into the ride..

I started crying and Lilith says, "You're gonna be okay mamma and I'm gonna be okay too." I know pathetic but I am afraid of heights. You can stop laughing now really.

V techs Vsmile Cyber Pocket

Lilith really like "Milo & Otis"

Lady Gaga - Love Game (Official Full Music Video) HD

Lilith; "Look Mamma, She wear big girl panties. Mama where are her pants?"
Me: Trying not to laugh and thinking, "Are those control top panty hose?!?"
Lilith: "Mama, she forgot her pants! She needs to find her pants."
Me: trying to keep from falling down while laughing
Lilith: "She needs to find her pants! Mama, What is so funny? Mama?"

Wii Fit parody

I love my Wii fit but I have to admit this is pretty funny!

Shii-the Wii for women

Warning this gets a little sexist and adult at the end but it is very funny! Of course my husband showed it to me!

Earth (2009)-Trailer HD-Nature Documentary.

We went to se this yesterday in honor of Earth Day. If you go during the opening week they will plant a tree in your honor. It is awe inspiring. Lilith loved the polar bear cubs and sharks, she said they were very chompy. (this nature film handles death very well, they don't show any real violence or blood shed)

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Hello Kitty, Alice and Wonderland, and an overt S & M theme?

Goodness knows I love Hello Kitty and I love Alice in Wonderland. You would think the two would go together quite nicely but about the time I started to wonder if the pink "hole" that Alice goes into was meant to look a little sexual or if it was just me being a perv., the Hello Kitty leathermen showed up. I didn't know if I should laugh or cry.

Lilith joins the band

Lilith enjoys watching people playing Wii

Lilith acts shy at Daddys work party

wassup then and now

watch the whole thing it is worth it.

I'd tell you his name but he reads this blog.....

In high school a drunken male friend of mine was playing in my purse when he pulled out a tampon. "What is this he asked?" I was mortified and tried to grab it away from him. He wouldn't let me and kept asking,"no, really what is it" "is it some kind of candy?" So he opened it, as I was dying a thousand deaths of shame, and was even more confused. He "fired it" from its applicator and tried to reload it and couldn't and said, "well, this is a rip off, it only fires once?!" Then he started making the tampon bounce and jump along the dashboard while he squeeked like a mouse. He finally said, "Who gave you this silly mouse shooting toy anyway?" I didn't know whether to laugh or cry because he was serious.


You didn't think I would seriously post a video of actual tampon insertion did you?!

Lilith reads to Daddy

When she gets older, she is going to hate that I showed this to people! but it is sooo cute.

How funny is it when you realize that Tina Fey is using Sarah Palin's own words and still getting such laughs?