In high school a drunken male friend of mine was playing in my purse when he pulled out a tampon. "What is this he asked?" I was mortified and tried to grab it away from him. He wouldn't let me and kept asking,"no, really what is it" "is it some kind of candy?" So he opened it, as I was dying a thousand deaths of shame, and was even more confused. He "fired it" from its applicator and tried to reload it and couldn't and said, "well, this is a rip off, it only fires once?!" Then he started making the tampon bounce and jump along the dashboard while he squeeked like a mouse. He finally said, "Who gave you this silly mouse shooting toy anyway?" I didn't know whether to laugh or cry because he was serious.
You didn't think I would seriously post a video of actual tampon insertion did you?!
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